I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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