We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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