omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.