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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.

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• (458): View more from Oregon

  I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.

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  You are my idol.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.

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• (619): View more from California

  I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air

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• (518): View more from New York

  YO. MCGRIDDLES.

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