The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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