weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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