Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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