Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize
