That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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