I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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