You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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