love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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