This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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