All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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