When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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