I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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