It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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