what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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