dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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