Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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