Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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