I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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