I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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