I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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