i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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