I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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