aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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