Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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