two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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