Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
