her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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