I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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