i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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