Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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