if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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