Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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