Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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