the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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