Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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