they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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