is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
