i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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