Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
