It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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