I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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