why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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