Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'd cum for enchiladas.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Randomize
