woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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