Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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