youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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