Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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