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• (386): View more from Florida

  First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  What happened to the watermelon?

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  You fucked it.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit

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• (949): View more from California

  hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?

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• (530): View more from California

  Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor

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