Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
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Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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