I'm really into asian looking animals
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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