I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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