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Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.

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(408): Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job. http://tfl.nu/w1hi

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i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno

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(518): i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno http://tfl.nu/fv58

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(573): View more from Missouri

how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?

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(573): how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain? http://tfl.nu/ptj1

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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.

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(812): I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos. http://tfl.nu/9xke

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the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning

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(917): the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning http://tfl.nu/3svo

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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.

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(+44): He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober. http://tfl.nu/8esm

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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets

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(414): I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets http://tfl.nu/vdn6

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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?

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(440): vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night? http://tfl.nu/3xi4

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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar

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(702): As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar http://tfl.nu/w8o7

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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...

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(573): I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad... http://tfl.nu/bjgv

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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set

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(702): By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set http://tfl.nu/1rax

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That would make regret #10

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He was more like the original regret

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(917): That would make regret #10 (646): He was more like the original regret http://tfl.nu/dmkl

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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.

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(215): i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none. http://tfl.nu/avo6

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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal

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No more weed for you

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(978): We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal (717): No more weed for you http://tfl.nu/rrjq

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(703): View more from Virginia

Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.

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(703): Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night. http://tfl.nu/79l1

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