just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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