If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I need water and some morals
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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