how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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