Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Sext me about skeletons
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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