butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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