Ambien. No doubt about it.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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