i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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